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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:47 PM   #1
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hey all (Samario's hilarious summary and the first Penguin)

hey all, did i miss something??? I noticed lately no one is chatting on azbasspro...what happened???? Anyway, good fishing to all.

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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:18 PM   #2
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I've read all the posts on both websites and it's clearly

all Boat Cop's fault. See, months ago he incorrectly invoked evolution as the reason why some naked jetskiers copulated on-board and so-engaged failed to recognize their drift encroachment on willow flycatchers, thus leading to their endangerment by bursts from "_"'s bow-mounted Uzi as "_" patrolled Arizona's waters protecting women, children, and dickybirds but in search of ANYTHING else to kill (especially mountain lions, which he even sees routinely at 47-ft depths on spawning beds). The mortified jetskiers tried to flee the lake, but could not get off (on) the water because the one available loading ramp (the other one was blocked by a donut delivery van) was blocked (again) by a jacknifed trailer pulled by a rather famous and talented worm. Da analyzed all this (as only Da can do) and published a very graphic (and lengthy) description of "Where have all the Big Birds gone?" in Bass Worst, a subsidiary of a local airline (knot to be confused with Knockwurst or SouthWorst), which precipitated allegations of possible copywrong litigation. So, the Heavenly Father, looking down upon this from his lofty position several places behind Iaconelli (sorry, Roland, I was pulling for you!!!), said, "Screw this. If these guys can't take a joke, or at least get along with each other, I'll just divide and conquer by splitting the website crowd in half (actually, quarters) and make them develop carpal treble sundome as they mouse back and forth between ABZ, AZBP, AZOD, and DD just to get a sense of what's not happening locally." And that's exactly what that darned Boat Cop set in motion when he took a shot at that poor little flycatcher. Da and "_" had nothing to do with it. They were just innocent victims of evolution. Just like the rest of us.
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Old September 21st, 2003, 04:30 PM   #3
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I'd say that pretty well wraps it up Terry. Rich
 
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Old September 21st, 2003, 05:10 PM   #4
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My thoughts exactly!
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Old September 21st, 2003, 05:47 PM   #5
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yea, what he said! That's a double ditto!,
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Old September 21st, 2003, 08:01 PM   #6
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Wow!
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Old September 21st, 2003, 08:24 PM   #7
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Ah yes, only Samario can summarize the last 2 months to near perfection even though he missed it after fleeing from Boat Dude’s thunderous attack on the willow flycatcher and taking refuge in the hinterlands of Elvis and the Lambeau lunatics. However…………….as only I can do………….there are a couple of noteworthy items left out of Samario’s account. You see, another direct consequence of Boat Cop’s mistaken invocation of evolution as the reason for naked jet skiers failing to get off (on) the water and Boat Cop taking a shot at the poor flycatcher was a change in the Laws of Physics(no doubt another Divine Intervention) which caused RookieBoy to mysteriously levitate from NedO2’s speeding boat and set a new Regional Sales Manager skipping record. And how can we forget Harold and Wendy? Finally making it legal by getting hitched in NeverNever Land (or Mesa/Chandler/Gilbert/Queen Crick take your pick) which fyi is halfway between Duane’s World and Petticoat Junction at the end of Petticoat Trail. Its all Boat Cop’s fault gobergabe!
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Old September 21st, 2003, 10:03 PM   #9
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Again, Delw said it all. Where the heck do you find that kind of stuff? Hilarious!!

Denny -- thanks for the clarification/amplification. You're right, I was my overly concise self again, and left out crucial details and important events. I will try harder next time -- when it will still be Boat Cop's fault, no matter what "it" is. Gosh, "it" looks like it's related to "_". Wonder if they're both from Kentucky, and thus related by temperament, blood, and marriage?
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Old September 21st, 2003, 10:06 PM   #10
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Oh still blame it on boatcop it sounds good that way...



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Old September 21st, 2003, 10:11 PM   #11
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Ditto what _? said! Terry what was in those boxes you unpacked?I have a suggestion for boatcop..WFC marinated in teryaki sauce.da I think that Rookieboy and I can break that record If I can get him in the boat again .If He gives 100% I think that 4 skips is within his grasp and with a WFC or two in his pockets maybe even 5 skips!
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Old September 21st, 2003, 10:37 PM   #12
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What,who,when why?????Folks i was not even there, my cat needed a bath or something. I am just trying to make the lakes a safe place to be. Free of rabid jet skiers, punk ass wake boarders, inbred hotboaters, bassboaters who dont carry fire extinguishers and flying vermin.
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Old September 21st, 2003, 11:20 PM   #13
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Boat Cop, since when were bass fishermen/women (and worms) required to carry fire extinguishers and flying vermin??? Will a flying extinguisher work for both or do we still need one of each???

Samario, that was one write up there. All I can say is, (in the words of Capt. Kirk from Star Trek IV) “I think he did a little too much LDS in the 60's"...

Goobergabe, All I can think of to say to you is be glad that you missed it. I guess what happened is a guy named "_" and some punk tried to take over the world or something. I hear that the two guys were actually terrorists and supposedly their names are So Damn Insane and Yo Mamma Ben Lyin'. Anyway it's all over (or it seems to be) and the dust is settling (or it too seems to be). We'll find out if all is ok the next time “someone” shows up at Patty wearing a Del-Mart t-shirt. If “he” makes it back alive, things are cool, if not; Dawg has first dibs on my boat…
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Old September 22nd, 2003, 06:06 AM   #14
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Bravo!!! Cap'n Terry has done it again!
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Old September 22nd, 2003, 07:01 AM   #15
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Man, thanks Ray. I'm kinda hoping "he" doesn't make it back! :twisted:
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