Hey Delw you must be the King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, where are my molds, the Holidays are over!
Bad news
Folks it has been confirmed, We are ********!!!!!!!!!!! ******** like shinny stuff right??? Beer cans,ufos and Bass boats. why do they like bass boats????, they are the only boat made that uses GLITTER!! check it out, look around, no other boat made uses shinny ass GLITTER.. And yes that means you to DA Dude!!
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Its physically impossible for me to be a ******* :lol:
Now Delw, that's a whole different story 8)
Now Delw, that's a whole different story 8)
It is not Franklin, Seen it. put on a pair of overalls and a Stihl chainsaw ball cap while sitting in a sparkly bass boat and you name will change to Frank Bob.
Gosh darn you could wear that them there crank baits fer a pare of eer rangs :lol:
No, I am covering the north lakes, this year i got to cover Pleasant and Bartlett. Did you get what you wanted for the boat???? that was a hell of a deal. Had a nasty suicide today at about 1230 hrs. 101 took a 357 and ate it. Tis the season!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I do things and laugh, BC I consider them '*******'...like pond raiding...I have been known to stick cranks and spinnerbaits in my hat and forget they are there, then wear that hat into IHOP in the moring and wonder why people are staring at me..... :?:
This is a tough thing for me to accept. For years i had myself thinking i was an upscale suburbanite with a country disposition.
Let's get one thing strait Bubba. I aint no *******! Never been no *******! And I ain't gonna be no *******! Next one to call me a red neck, I'm gonna put down my can of bud, take off my Dale Earnhardt hat, take off my Dale Earnhardt Jr. T-shirt, put out my smoke and kick the livin chit out of um. Then I'm gonna spit some chew in their eye and stomp their face with my boots... :wink:
...Call me a *******. :roll: :wink: :lol:
...Call me a *******. :roll: :wink: :lol:
Guess i am gonna have to start collecting Nascar collector plates
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I am assuming all this will be done in front of your double wide(with the Chrome wheels) while your sister err wife is watching on the porch?Let's get one thing strait Bubba. I aint no *******! Never been no *******! And I ain't gonna be no *******! Next one to call me a red neck, I'm gonna put down my can of bud, take off my Dale Earnhardt hat, take off my Dale Earnhardt Jr. T-shirt, put out my smoke and kick the livin chit out of um. Then I'm gonna spit some chew in their eye and stomp their face with my boots...
Delw
No Delw....
The chrome wheels are still on lay-away with my new Lightening Stick...
j/k Berkly fans...
The chrome wheels are still on lay-away with my new Lightening Stick...
j/k Berkly fans...
Fagettaboutit Boat Cop! You ain't no *******. ******** know how to shoot! :wink:
OH SHIT MAN, that was wrong. that one just come out of the crown and got me in the back DA dude. I see what your doin now, you are layin low in the valleys. not posting a bunch so people let their guards down around you. THEN BAM, like a rattlesnake on a quail hunt you strike. thats pretty good.
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Hey everybody I've found a picture of the famed Del-Mart
Dude forget about the rod locker and fix your pad :lol:
http://www.eviltex.com/*******/pages/Redneck_Pikshur12_jpg.htm
Dude forget about the rod locker and fix your pad :lol:
http://www.eviltex.com/*******/pages/Redneck_Pikshur12_jpg.htm
Thats delws back yard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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******* Bassfisherman
You are a ******* Bassfisherman if:
1. You have a 21' Nitro in your yard.....on blocks.
2. You keep your dropshot rigs in Skoal cans.
3. You have a gunrack....on the transom.
4. Your beer cooler is bigger than your livewell.
5. Your boat has "General Lee" on the stern.
6. Your pink thongs have a confederate flag sewn on.
7. You know how many Jet-skiers you saw by counting the empty shotgun shells on the deck.
You are a ******* Bassfisherman if:
1. You have a 21' Nitro in your yard.....on blocks.
2. You keep your dropshot rigs in Skoal cans.
3. You have a gunrack....on the transom.
4. Your beer cooler is bigger than your livewell.
5. Your boat has "General Lee" on the stern.
6. Your pink thongs have a confederate flag sewn on.
7. You know how many Jet-skiers you saw by counting the empty shotgun shells on the deck.
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