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There i was just mindin my own business when i see this guy who looked down on his luck walking by the road by fish city. So i stopped and engaged in some small chit chat to see what was going on. When i ask him for some sort of ID he says ,"his friend has it". So now we get down to a one on one more intellectual convo. He tells me he meets this "LADY" in a bar in New Mexico and proceeds to engauge in some horizontal action with her. So she likes his charming personality and tells him to come to AZ with her and she will tell her rich husband he is the new "houseboy". As he has no job or life he agrees. once in AZ the Hubby says Bullshit to Cletus the house boy and tells her to get him the hell outta there. So her being a thinker, goes to a sporting goods store and buys a tent and some camping gear and brings him to the lake so she can visit him and get "Satisfied". She leaves him with no food and takes his wallet with his ID for safety reasons and proceeds to visit him daily. When she visits him she brings him some food and they get their "groove on". Once done, they get into a fight "because she is a crazy bitch" and she leaves him out there to spend the night. This particular day she had just left after doind their thing and having a fight. the fight was over him telling her he had to be in Minnesota in 7 days to turn himself in to do jail time. Well, she gets royally pissed of because her %@#$ toy has to go and they get into. He tells her she needs to give him money so he can get back so she pulls off her gold jewelry and her $3000.00 Rolex and throws it in the desert, jumps into her black Mercedes and speeds off. Well Cletus is all upset and does not know what to do. After making sure Cletus is who he said he was, i told him it sounded like she gave him a meal ticket and to GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LAKE. Cletus agreed that this would be a wise thing to do and began a packin.
Moral to this story is, if your Girl starts to have a lot of lunch dates all of a sudden and comes home without her jewelry there might be a Cletus in the bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
Moral to this story is, if your Girl starts to have a lot of lunch dates all of a sudden and comes home without her jewelry there might be a Cletus in the bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: