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:lol: Here's hoping you fishermen enjoy this as much as aznative.


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20 Reasons Why FISHING is better than SEX

#20 -**** No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 -**** A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 -**** You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 -**** It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 -**** The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 -**** If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 -**** Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 -**** It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 -**** When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilt about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 -**** If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 -**** Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 -**** When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 -**** You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 -**** You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 -**** There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 -**** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 -**** Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 -**** Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 -**** You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. And the number one answer is....................

#1 -**** Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
 
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when ordering fishin' stuff, they never have to reassure you that it'll arrive in a plain, unmarked brown wrapper....2sunaz :oops:
 
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