[jasonR]

Here are a few...feel free to add to them, Im curious to see what you all (thats Y'all to BOATCOP) have:

Bass boat: Glitter rocket

Float tuber: Speed bump
Small bass: Dink, rat(I only head them called this out here in Az)

Big bass: Toad, Hog, Fatty

Goofy guy that doesnt know what he is doing at the lake: Barney

Losing a fish: Farming, Franklining (Ex. Damn! Thats the 3rd fish I have Franklin'ed this morning!)

Let's see what you can come up with..............

 

[Franklin J]

Hmm, lets see.......

When a fish pulls the rod out of your hand and you are to drunk to feel it: Jasonized

Morning of a tournament, and you wake up at weigh in time because you were to drunk: JaFaded

When you catch 4 inch fish with 3 inch reapers:

You have a blackbelt in Jasonsmallbassism :lol:

 

[jasonR]

when you post badmouthing your fishing friend b/c he outfishes you all the time (Like Franklin just did): Hating

 

[Franklin J]

You started it :lol:

 

[Guest]

Who's Your daddy, Hook set by me LMAO




Delw

 

[jasonR]

Im curious to see some of Boat Cops.....

 

[MRBASS]

How about when you Delmart someones tackel....(Thanks Steve)

 

[Guest]

How about when you Delmart someones tackle

That would be

Hey quick he's not looking



Delw

 

[Guest]

Fishing Slang?

Bass Boat............ Mistress

Float tuber........... determined..........and smart

small bass.......crappie bait

Big Bass........... Buckethead

Goofy guy............gilligan

losing a fish........dam it

forgetting to take off safety chain at big tourney at havasu when launching new boat..............Doug

 

[Guest]

Forgetting to put the Plug in your Boat..... Samario




Delw

 

[Spidey]

Going to Lake Pleasant from Gilbert without a spare tire for the boat trailer.

Flatspider dead on the side of the road.

Having Delmart help you.
Dellucky. Pronounced Del Lucky, Not Dell Ucky!!

 

[Guest]

Forgetting to put plug in your ass>>>>>>>>Assman

 

[Boat Cop]

Boat bitch= backseater
Submarine= go thru the wave not over it
Rodent= small bass
Boat Rookie= that idiot out there that does nothing more than piss you off to the point its funny
Chumming= Skinny dip at Bartlett
Stat= illegal immigrant fishing with line coiled around a beer can ( Bud can)
Scooter boat= Hot boat with thonged girls
Sausage hauler =ski boat with all guys
DRT= dead right there
Free falling= Topless female sunbathing
Rock knocker=house boat wave that inflicts pain
Flotation= Silicone implants

 

[cavedog]

leaving the trolling motor down and taking off and wondering why your all wet when the water is like glass.( )

 

[Spidey]

What is the slang term for a boat/skier that passes you at less than 20 feet. I was going to try, but thought our webdudes would delete the foul words.

 

[Delw]

HAHA no they wouldnt , but then again you would post foul words.




GAY BASS ....... Trout



Delw

 

[Boat Cop]

Spidey i know the definition of what you do to them
Clothsline=the act of throwing a 1 oz lure in front of a skier skiing too close

 

[Franklin J]

Yeah I try to hit'em wit my 9 inch trout plug :lol:

 

[Guest]

PFD = girls with silicone ( personal flotation device )

gaybass = trout

organdonor = drunk motorcycle rider coming home from Canyon

Thwacked = sound coming from a hull shot boat entering the no boat section of Canyon while I am lobbing the 14" osprey bait

Clacking = Is the sound of a round being put into the ready mode of weapon after Thwacked says he is going to try to inflict bodily injury ( If his lights were on then I could have seen him and not hit his boat then again he should not be in there in the first place)


OhMyGod = first cast with a swimbait after using a worm rig and not resetting the brakes on reel


%^&&$#%$ = A form of Hindu language muttered while trying to undo the OhMyGod part.

S.W.A.G = scientific wild ass guess ( how I start a tourney on Pleasant )


Holy Moly %^&*&^ = Me in Boulder creek in paddle boat then reaching down to pick up another rod only to find the other rod squirms? with a rattle and a hiss at 1 am in the morning ( better than coffee to wake you up)

pitter patter pitter patter = me only touching the first 2 inches of water on the way to land.


gcbaitman

 

[Delw]

LMAO Gc those are good.




Also forgot
Back Seat suck ................... Non Boater


Delw