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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
:DDuring her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.

Oh, well in that case, I guess its okay, said the woman

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman
screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?

Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
'Same illness, better insurance.'
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