I've read all the posts on both websites and it's clearly
all Boat Cop's fault. See, months ago he incorrectly invoked evolution as the reason why some naked jetskiers copulated on-board and so-engaged failed to recognize their drift encroachment on willow flycatchers, thus leading to their endangerment by bursts from "_"'s bow-mounted Uzi as "_" patrolled Arizona's waters protecting women, children, and dickybirds but in search of ANYTHING else to kill (especially mountain lions, which he even sees routinely at 47-ft depths on spawning beds). The mortified jetskiers tried to flee the lake, but could not get off (on) the water because the one available loading ramp (the other one was blocked by a donut delivery van) was blocked (again) by a jacknifed trailer pulled by a rather famous and talented worm. Da analyzed all this (as only Da can do) and published a very graphic (and lengthy) description of "Where have all the Big Birds gone?" in Bass Worst, a subsidiary of a local airline (knot to be confused with Knockwurst or SouthWorst), which precipitated allegations of possible copywrong litigation. So, the Heavenly Father, looking down upon this from his lofty position several places behind Iaconelli (sorry, Roland, I was pulling for you!!!), said, "Screw this. If these guys can't take a joke, or at least get along with each other, I'll just divide and conquer by splitting the website crowd in half (actually, quarters) and make them develop carpal treble sundome as they mouse back and forth between ABZ, AZBP, AZOD, and DD just to get a sense of what's not happening locally." And that's exactly what that darned Boat Cop set in motion when he took a shot at that poor little flycatcher. Da and "_" had nothing to do with it. They were just innocent victims of evolution. Just like the rest of us.