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Completely Inappropriate Jokes

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed.

The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can't believe they
****ed my wife after only five beers!”


Got this text from my brother recently.

It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while?

The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my dick.....
It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”


I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the
front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”

Thinking back, I really should have run – but you don't get offers
like that every day.


Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail.
I got locked up for punching the **** out of this idiot at a party.

In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your
instincts kick in.


My wife just came in and said, “I don't know if I am coming or going.

”I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you're going – ‘cus
when you're coming, you look like a ****ing Down Syndrome kid trying
to whistle!”


I saw a fortune teller the other day.

She told me I would come into some money.

Last night I ****ed a girl called Penny – is that spooky or what?


The missus asked me, “When you're on a boys only trip away, do you
think about me?”

.... Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn't
the right answer.

Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black

I said, “**** that – knowing my luck, I'd win one!”


What’s the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET?

ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim
benefits, had his own ****ing bike, and wanted to go home!
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