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> > > The coach had put together the perfect team for
> the New Orleans Saints.
> > > The
> > > only thing that was missing was a good
> quarterback. He had scouted all the
> > > colleges and even the Canadian and European
> Leagues, but he couldn't find
> > > a
> > > ringer who could ensure
> > > a Super Bowl win.
> > >
> > > Then one night while watching CNN he saw a
> war-zone scene
> > > in Afghanistan .. In one corner of the
> background, he spotted
> > > a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly
> incredible arm.
> > > He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th
> story window
> > > 100 yards away.
> > >
> > > KABOOM!
> > >
> > > He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away,
> right into a chimney.
> > >
> >
> > KA-BLOOEY!
> > >
> > > Then he threw another at a passing car going 90
> mph.
> > >
> > > BULLS-EYE!
> > >
> > > "I've got to get this guy!" Coach
> said to himself. "He has the perfect
> > > arm!"
> > >
> > > So, he brings him to the States and teaches him
> the great
> > > game of football. And the Saints go on to win the
> Super Bowl.
> > >
> > > The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of
> football,
> > > and when the coach asks him what he wants, all
> the young man
> > > wants is to call his mother.
> > >
> > > "Mom," he says into the phone, "I
> just won the Super Bowl!"
> > >
> > > "I don't want to talk to you, the old
> Muslim woman
> > > says."You are not my son!"
> > >
> > > "I don't think you understand,
> Mother," the
> > > young man pleads. "I've won the greatest
> sporting
> > > event in
> the world. I'm here among thousands of my
> > > adoring fans."
> > >
> > > "No! Let me tell you!" his mother
> retorts.
> > > "At this very moment, there are gunshots all
> around us.
> > > The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
> > > brothers were beaten within an inch of their
> lives last
> > > week, and I have to keep your sister in the house
> so she
> > > doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses,
> and then
> > > tearfully says,
> > > "I will never forgive you for making us move
> to New Orleans ..
 
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