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Non-fishing joke: Chet the Christmas Song Singing Parrott

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The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left
foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop
owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: "Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and
ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the
wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we
hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's
try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held
the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared
his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the
performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

...that's not shock over the joke, I'm just shocked that "A BLOND" got it... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good joke though!
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