[d a]

Jack, You failed to mention you left the reception in handcuffs. I've never seen a caterer call the cops because someone was going back to the buffet for 7ths and 8ths. Are you out on bail or what?

 

[d a]

Yeah, I think I still have some keys around here someplace from my wild oats days. But you'll have to come pick them up, I threw my back out in the limbo competition. Unfortunately, Sir Donut Man was DQ's on a technicality involving plastic tubing, or he would have won the limbo easy!