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I am just a guest on thie site and don't usually post anything, but i notice your eastside westside war...lol My question is this. I might be moving to the eastside from the westside. What special forms and shots do i need to get before i can be accepted....lol
 
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Well, there are no shots needed. Just a written & perfomance test as well as an equipment inspection. See most of the westsiders use Snoopy Rods to flip with and the Pocket Fisherman to Dropshot with. So before your accepted you will need spend about $5K on some good rods & reels and then you still will need to be voted in. Good Luck!
 

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Shots?
5 shots of tequilla (w lime and salt)
each chased with the beer of your choice
in 5 minutes.
I will keep time. :lol:

Thats the only way youre allowed to leave the west side!
 

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Delmart is NOT an official eastside equipment inspector so do not let them near your stuff! I believe that your inspection should be done by Bayou so bring a couple of phone books. :p
 

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You'll never be accepted by the eastsiders if you tell them you came from the westside. Just tell them eastsiders you moved to the eastside from a trailer park in Tucson or Arkansas and they'll welcome you like kinfolk!! :wink: :lol:

BTW, I'm neither east nor west sider oriented.....
 

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There are several qualifying options for you. (1) Compete in the the back seat skipping competition, Ned02 can help you. (2) Attend a Monday Morning Breakfast Club meeting and bring donuts. (3) Wear a pink thong whenever you fish at Saguaro. (4) Leave your drain plug out and publicly admit it. (5) Get your own Secret Weapon. (6) Get rid of Guest as your name and register using a valid, real name like, Rippinbladder, Sourpuss, Spiderman, Toad, Lone Ranger.... (7) Just show up at the Lake and say hi.
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ned02 said:
I believe that your inspection should be done by Bayou so bring a couple of phone books. :p
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think Bayou has enough phonebooks, plus I bought him more for christmas! :D
 

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Rackman, I like my snoopy rods!

I just realized my tourney partner is a damn eastsider! :shock:
 

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No way

Jason is going to be with an eastsider, marking the calendar. You may actually learn how to fish. It seems that the west side can fish they just dont want you.........lol. You are like "Pig Pen" to them. And just to let everyone know I like Snoopy Rods myself and would still have it if I had not set it down a few years back and had a fish haul it off my tackel box, that made me mad. Thats what I get for putting a worm on for a girlfriend I guess.
 

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To live on the East side you have to
1, buy a house that costs more than you would make in 10 years
2, become a member of a church that greats each other as Brother, or sister
3, be willing to accept that a 1 block drive to circle k is going to take 1 hour
4, Think Guadalupe is a westside town.
5, Deny but know in your heart that some of the finest inbreeding come from East Mesa and AJ
 

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I am an Eastsider and none of your criteria applies to me except that I am pretty sure Guadalupe is West of here.
Not all East siders live in AJ or E. Mesa. The inbreeding part may be true though.
 
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