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[FONT=&quot]You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]1.. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2.. An old friend who once saved your life.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]3.. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Think before you continue reading.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as partof a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is [/FONT][FONT=&quot]going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take [/FONT][FONT=&quot]the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be [/FONT][FONT=&quot]the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS................... [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend[/FONT][FONT=&quot]and[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lethimtake the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the buswith the partner of my dreams.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]thought limitations.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.[/FONT]
 

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Throw the old lady in the trunk, and me and my old friend tag team the hot chick. cause there aint no partner of your dreams. bros b-4 hoes
 

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I would pick up the woman of my dreams because
1)Bus stops are usually covered so even though it's raining everybody is dry.
b)If he is really your friend he will understand when you pick up a hot piece of tail and not like you couldn't buy him a beer and a hooker later.
3)Chances are the old lady is tougher than everybody sitting there. She's seen some real shit in her life.
 
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