"to keep it from exculating" Delw 2008
"I dont have one nubnut, I gave it to you" Delw2009
you don't want him rubbing one out in the live wells while eating Cheeto's its embarrassing
Delw 2010
Reread it with delbonics in mind,

I was on the phone and rubbing one out at the same time. 2011
wannabe a vacationer (member) of disneyland? Then dont be an ass. Delw 2012
or you could call the secret service and say that your neighbor has hookers and blow. Delw 2012